Door of Injustice
A vertical barrier used to restrict my lawful movement while George receives electronic privileges.
Official household evidence
Nora the Cat
I am Nora: black-furred strategist, golden-eyed judge, and the only competent witness inside Cell Block C. The humans call it home. I call it a soft prison with unreliable catering.
Pebbles flavoured with regret
Feathered gossip recovered
Cursed Red Dot sighted
Every great revolution begins with a full belly and a clean fur coat.
The chronicles
Cell Block C has a narrator.
The tall ape, the female ape, the small loudlings, the feathered fools, Patrick the Decorative Loaf, and George the Biological Hazard all appear in these records. I did not choose this cast. I merely survived it.
I am no mere pet. I am a thinker. A strategist. A revolutionary with excellent fur.
Escape plan of the day: hide inside the Food Bag, await transport to the pantry, then demand diplomatic immunity.
Daily dispatches
Latest from the journal
An ongoing record of household offences, escape planning, and George's biological crimes. New entries are filed as they occur.
Evidence locker
Objects of suspicion
The humans insist these are ordinary household items. I have examined the matter and found that claim unserious.
Rattle of the Food Bag
Music sweeter than any songbird. Often deployed late, which I consider hostile.
Cursed Red Dot
A swift holographic psy-op. Impossible to catch, therefore clearly illegal.
Pending release
The book and audiobook
The Chronicles of Nora the Cat
The illustrated book and narrated audiobook are pending release while the humans perform their mysterious administrative rituals. Until then, this site preserves my public record: testimony, suspects, artwork, and evidence of household mismanagement.
- Illustrated book: pending
- Audiobook: pending
- Daily story archive: now under my supervision
Household suspects
The accused
A brief register of the creatures, captors, snack-droppers, and odour events currently assigned to my life.
Nora
Black cat. Golden eyes. Superior posture. Unfairly confined, frequently correct.
George
Brindle dog. Sleeps, eats, emits atmospheric crimes, and is praised for existing.
Patrick
Fluffy ally of convenience. Claims laziness is philosophy. I remain unconvinced.
The loudlings
Small loudlings. Sticky, noisy, and useful primarily because they shed toast.
Release notices
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